- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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