- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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