Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How did the black person die? Of old age

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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