Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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