Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Anti Joke

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