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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Women's professional sports

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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