Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Happy Monday!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Maths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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