- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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