- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats 1+1? window!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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