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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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