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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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