Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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