- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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