Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Detroit has a low crime rate

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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