- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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