- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A guy walks into a bar

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

an ethopian thanksgiving

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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