Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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