- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

The New York Giants

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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