- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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