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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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