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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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