- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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