why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Potassium? K.

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