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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Do the roar!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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