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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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