- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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