- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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