what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Tunechi

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I? Everett

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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