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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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