- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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