Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Eric is gay Ha

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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