- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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