- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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