whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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