- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Potassium? K.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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