When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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