- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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