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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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