- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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