- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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