- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Potassium? K.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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