- Anti Joke

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus