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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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