- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

how much fish could a chicken

yolo your orange looks orange

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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