- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.