- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

^ That's not even funny ^

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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