- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Click here to end the world.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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