why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Anti Joke

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