- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How old are you? 7

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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