- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

a irish man walks past a bar

Stop. Seriously stop.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Read a Book.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man was shot. He died.

Indians

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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