- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him