- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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