- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Potassium? K.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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