- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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