- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

like if your cool

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

learn. advance!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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