- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Racial Equality

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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