John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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