- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Potassium? K.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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