Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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