- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.