How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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