- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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