This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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