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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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