one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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