- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Antijokes...

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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