- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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