- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I wrote a funny joke.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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