- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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