- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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