This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What page are you on The gay page.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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