- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Antijokes...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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