- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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