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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between a duck?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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