- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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