- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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