- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Gus's mom

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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