- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A house comes around the corner.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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