- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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