- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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