- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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