- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why dont they make black forks

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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