Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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These Jokes suck.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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