Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What is my name? I dont know

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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