Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

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