- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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