- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.