-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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