- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did? Yes

drugs.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A dancer walks into a barre

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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