- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What is white and square? A ping pong block

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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