Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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TELL

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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