- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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