- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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