dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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