Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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