How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why are white people white? I don't know

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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