- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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