- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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