Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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one stop shop

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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