KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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