- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

"hey do you know the date" "58"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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