- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Good job, son.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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