Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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