an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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