Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Guest what in the butt

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A sober Irish individual.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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