What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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The Colts this year.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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You just read this ..

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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