- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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