- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Pickles are moist.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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