- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

quantum physics?

knock,knock you suck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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