- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

taking out the trash... at night

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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