Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

quantum physics?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

knock,knock you suck

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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