- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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