- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

An Asian with a big dick.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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