women's rights

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Good job, son.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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