Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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