Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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