- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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